11 Funny Things New Female Golfers Do (and Why It's Totally Fine)

11 Funny Things New Female Golfers Do (and Why It’s Totally Fine)

Golf might have a reputation for being all polo shirts and serious faces, but here’s the truth: when you’re a beginner — especially as a woman stepping into what still feels like a male-heavy sport — it’s full of hilariously relatable moments.

From fashion mishaps to accidentally waving at the wrong group, these beginner quirks aren’t mistakes — they’re universal rites of passage. And trust me, every woman you see confidently teeing off now has her own collection of these “oops” stories.

Let’s celebrate the funny, totally normal things all new female golfers do… and why they’re nothing to stress about.

1. The Perfect Swing… That Misses the Ball

You’ve got your ponytail tucked neatly under your visor, your stance looks chef’s kiss perfect, and you swing with all the grace of a pro… and miss the ball entirely.

Why it’s fine: Air swings happen to everyone. You’re finding your timing — and hey, you looked fabulous doing it. That’s a win in itself.

2. The “Where Did That Go?” Mystery

You connect with the ball, but instead of tracking it like a hawk, you’re already thinking about how your swing felt. Meanwhile, your ball has decided to take the scenic route — and you have zero idea where it went.

Why it’s fine: Beginners often focus more on how they swing than where the ball goes. It’s part of the learning curve. Plus, golf carts were invented for exactly this reason: ball hunting in style.

3. The Tee Rocket

You set your ball perfectly on the tee, line up, and swing… and the tee shoots forward like a champagne cork, while your ball gently plops off and rolls a few feet.

Why it’s fine: It’s a classic sign you’re still getting comfortable with striking the ball cleanly. Bonus: you get to do an elegant little strut to pick up your runaway tee.

4. The “Is It My Turn?” Politeness Pause

You see someone in the distance, panic about whether it’s your turn, and end up doing an awkward half-wave while holding your club like a dance prop.

Why it’s fine: Over-courtesy beats charging ahead any day. Women often feel pressure to “know all the etiquette” from day one, but the truth is, golf is full of pauses. You’ll soon get the rhythm.

5. The Cute Outfit vs. Practicality Battle

You show up in the cutest skort and pastel polo… only to realize you forgot to check the weather. Now you’re layering rain gear over your carefully coordinated outfit.

Why it’s fine: Golf is unpredictable — both the game and the weather. And honestly, half the fun is putting together outfits that make you feel confident, even if they end up hidden under a jacket.

6. The Ball Mix-Up

You’re walking confidently toward a ball, ready for your next shot… only to notice the logo isn’t yours. Cue the mini “oops” giggle as you scan the fairway for your actual ball.

Why it’s fine: Even pros mark their balls to avoid this. Adding a heart, flower, or bright-colored dot with a marker not only helps, it adds a little personality to your gear.

7. The Short-but-Sassy Shot

You take your swing, and the ball rolls… maybe six feet. You try to casually walk over like you meant to do that.

Why it’s fine: Distance will come with time. And confidence is about playing it off — bonus points if you add, “I was just setting up my next shot.”

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8. The Glamour Pose Gone Wrong

You finish your swing with a flawless follow-through, holding the pose like you’re ready for the cover of Women’s Golf Journal… until the ball ricochets off a tree.

Why it’s fine: Keep the pose. Always keep the pose. A little style never hurt anyone, even if the ball has its own ideas.

9. The Snack Cart Sprint

You hear the drink cart long before you see it. Suddenly, you’re flagging it down like it’s your best friend arriving at brunch.

Why it’s fine: Golf is as much about the social experience as the sport. Whether it’s a coffee, lemonade, or something bubbly, that mid-round pick-me-up is part of the fun.

10. The Sunglasses Slide

You’re mid-putt and your sunglasses slowly slide down your nose, making you look over them like a disapproving teacher. You try to fix them without breaking your stance, which only makes things worse.

Why it’s fine: It’s a sign you’re getting into the zone! A cute pair with a better grip (or a stylish visor) will solve it — but until then, embrace the comedy.

11. Laughing at Yourself (Loudly)

You completely whiff a shot, chunk the turf, or send the ball on an adventure into the next fairway — and instead of groaning, you burst out laughing.

Why it’s fine: This is the best possible reaction. Confidence in golf isn’t about perfection — it’s about keeping your cool and enjoying yourself, no matter what the ball does.

Final Thoughts for the Ladies on the Links

If you’re a new female golfer, remember this: every adorable, awkward, and unexpected moment is part of your golf story. Those women you see playing with confidence? They’ve topped balls, lost tees, and giggled through air swings too.

Golf is a lifelong game — and that means you’ve got decades ahead to fine-tune your swing, discover your personal style, and maybe even master the art of gracefully pretending you meant to hit it that way.

So keep showing up, keep laughing, and keep swinging. The golf course is better with you on it.